Of course, I’m sure his wife, two kids, and their three dogs loved him more than I ever could.Perhaps today was the day I’d hear him mention that he was even married.A homeless 37-year-old who was banned from a Starbucks for asking a barista, 16, on a date has admitted lying about his age on dating sites to try and meet young girls.Lucas Werner, who stays in a homeless shelter in Spokane, Washington, ranted that he was sick of 'ageist Millennials' but that 'I won't stop until I'm dating a women born in the 1990s as of 2016.''Women born in the 1990s are the most gorgeous women on Earth,' he explained in a lengthy Facebook post.Lucas Werner, who stays in a homeless shelter in Spokane, Washington, ranted that he was sick of 'ageist Millennials' but that 'I won't stop until I'm dating a women born in the 1990s as of 2016 (two of Werner's many Facebook posts addressing age)Werner, who says he he hasn't had a girlfriend for five years, wrote that he goes on dating websites where he would lie about his age to try and speak to girls aged between 18 and 22, but admitted it 'will eventually catch up to you.'Werner was banned from a Spokane Starbucks after making advances towards the teenager - who is less than half his age. So I gave her a note to see if she'd be interested in dinner', the man wrote in a public Facebook post that has since gone viral. I'm tired of hearing the word "creep" as any black person or gay person is tired of hearing certain words.He then accused the girl and Starbucks of ageism, adding that he had just asked her to dinner and 'didn't even show her the Washington state age of consent link.''I was flirted with by a barista. 'I know the female Starbucks barista was of legal age to date. I have a whole webpage dedicated to age gap love', he wrote.
I had managed to royally screw up today in more ways than one, and I needed to gather my thoughts.We saw each other often enough, but it was always on odd occasions.We hardly ever went out at night because he “wasn’t a night person.” He was also very fond of meeting me on my side of town despite me living in the most boring part of the city. There was something I needed to understand about myself today, and I had the rest of the morning to figure it out.I would look back on the good times, the bad times, and I would fumble it all into a sick reversal of the “well it could be worse” variety.Naturally, the best-laid plans seldom came to fruition.Normally, I would use a family photo as an opportunity for small talk until I saw who was in the picture with her.With that realization, let’s just say keeping my composure was the least of my concerns.But if you’re looking for real and raw and hopeful endings? The smell of freshly ground coffee glided into my nostrils, filling my lungs as I searched the interior of the shop for an abandoned corner.Luckily, I had arrived just after the morning rush and was able to find a spot just out of the baristas’ field of vision. What follows is a trip down memory lane full of outrageous encounters with cheating boyfriends, family drama, and a grown man who likes to wear diapers. While waiting for his new romantic interest to arrive at a coffee house, Dimitrius decides to dig deep into his past to see where it all went wrong.